I think I died a long time ago.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just want to make out with him forever
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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