Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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