this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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