p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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