Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
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