Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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