we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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