Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
