Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Randomize
