Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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