For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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