The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
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He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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