I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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