we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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