But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
I will pee on everything he values.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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