i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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