if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
He just said "I can't wait to penetrate you tomorrow" I sat in silence for a second...he attempted to save it by saying "I can't wait to enter you".
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