Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
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