Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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