Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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