ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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