i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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