white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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