Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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