he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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