ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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