I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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