yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Randomize
