break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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