new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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