There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Febreezed myself at a stop light on the way to the IRS office. Judgmental glare from some old lady in the car next to me, thumbs up from her husband.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
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