Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I intend to get homeless drunk
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
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