is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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