yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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