I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
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