She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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