i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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