those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
if i died would you start the facebook group?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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