SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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