i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
