I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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