If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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