I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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