Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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