The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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