oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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