you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I don't want my vagina anymore.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Randomize
