Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
True strength comes from lack of pants
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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