The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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