You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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