covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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